let me rephrase: I want to come home to a clean house i DIDN’T HAVE TO THROW A FUCKING SHITFIT to get.

all i want is to someday, any day, come home to a spotless house that i didnt have to make that way. that hasn’t happened yet since i moved it and i know that it never will but god damn it’s a nice dream. i wish for it on shooting stars and at 11:11 and it still. doesnt. happen.

they did it on mythbusters
someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)
Fall Out Boy - Miss Missing You
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a person’s a person no matter how small
Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.  (via celestialfucker)

witch-breed:

the best scene in the history of forever

I am the girl that ‘got hot’ after highschool.

It’s not because I lost the weight or finally figured out that clothes were for more than covering my skin. It’s not because I realized I had breasts or because I grew into my face and grew out my hair. It’s not because I stopped trying to hide my height, and I definitely didn’t just randomly develop social skills.

The reason I ‘got hot’ after highschool is because there was no one telling me I wasn’t.

Molly Burton | On Highschool (via iamatinyowl)

This!

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Is this Jayden Smith?

dennys:

Open Your Eyes To The Truth And Power Within Yourself, The Moon Is Over The Hammy For A Reason. Think.