Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
4th December - Sound Control, MANCHESTER (14+)
5th December - Brudenell Social Club, LEEDS (14+)
6th December - Arts Centre, NORWICH (14+)
7th December - Village Underground, LONDON (16+)
Tickets from: loscampesinos.com/live from 9am Thursday
night physics 16
I feel like everyone who menstruates should get like a tampon card that they can use at any store thay sells tampons once a month in case of emergencies like being on their heavy days and having no monies and no tampons.
Stick It (2006)
Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you you’re an idiot. That you’re crazy. If you like running full-speed towards a stationary object, vault’s for you. If you like pealing pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands… bars is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. It’s super sexy. And floor, are you serious, I mean who doesn’t want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography? It’s delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is thee sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, and your pride! It’s a good thing I didn’t like falling… I LOVED IT!
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
no the dudes just hella wasted on brews he blacked out
they went right through ‘im.